Favorite TV series

[Mortalas]

so you work, and log on, fasanating

[Decind]

I log in to this site when I have free time. When you work a lot, you cant log in as much. Unless you work at home, that would be nice.

[Decind]

Back to TV series, I have been watching re-runs of Next Generation on the Spike TV network.

[brenn]

I logon from work. Somedays are harder to get time to post then others depending on how many customers I have to work with in a day. I can always get time over lunch to post though. I have an hour lunch. I watch South Park every night too.

[Mortalas]

If voy was still on, yaeh, not hard to guess.

[earthcrusher]

SOUTH PARK ROCKS!! If it wasnt for Cartman they wouldnt have a show! In my opinion.

[brenn]

I don't know about that... I think Butters or Tweak could easily take cartman's place. My favorite episode is General Cartman Lee. I laughed from begining till end of that episode.

[earthcrusher]

I dont think I have seen the episode you mentioned.

[brenn]

I think it was season 3 and they did a re-enactment of the Civil war and Cartman tries to take over the North for real.

[brenn]

As the entire town of South Park is preparing to hold its annual Civil War reenactment of the fictional Battle of Tamarack Hill, the children are preparing as well with numerous rehearsals as Union rallyers. Cartman screws up the rehearsal over and over again by taking personal liberties with his drum, missing beats and "rocking and rolling." The rest of the children get angry and decide that he has to be a flutist. Cartman destroys the drum and storms off.

In the morning of the reenactment, Jimbo informs the actors that over 200 people will come to see them reenact the battle, a new record! He also takes the time to remind everyone that the primary sponsor of today's event is none other than Jagerminz S'more-flavored Schnapps, "the schnapps with the delightful taste of s'mores." In addition the special guest will be Stan's grandpa, Marvin Marsh, the oldest reenactor in South Park and "the only man old enough to have actually seen the Civil War... reenactment of 1924." Meanwhile, Cartman returns dressed as General Robert E. Lee, and the boys are outraged by his dressing as a Confederate officer. Cartman (being terrible at history and careless with his wording, or probably thinking that the reenactment is actually a competition) bets that the South will win the Civil War, and if he wins Stan and Kyle will be his slaves for a month, and vice-versa. The deal is on.

At 0900 hours on Tamarack Hill, the reenactment has begun, with Grandpa Marsh narrating the battle, Jimbo as the Confederate general and Randy Marsh as the Union general. Although the intent of the reenactment is to let the Union soldiers claim Tamarack Hill and the bell thereupon, Cartman, still dressed as General Lee, steals the bell and ruins the entire reenactment. It will have to begin again in an hour. As both sides prepare once again, Cartman rallies the South to actually win the reenactment, in order to win his bet with the boys. Motivated, the South proceeds to ruin the reenactment once again.

At the after party, the children are very mad at Cartman for cheating, and restate that the wager hinges on the victory of the Civil War, and not the reenactment. As the adults are drunk on the Schnapps, Cartman rallies them to once again take over the South. Every single man in South Park leaves, dressed in the Confederate Uniform.

The next day, Topeka is ravaged by the South Park Confederates, making the entire town fall under the pillaging of the army. Town by town, the South is taken over by the Confederacy, but not without a little recreation at Florida's many theme parks. As the conquest continues, General Cartman Lee sends letters to Stan and Kyle, Kenny's mother and others with a classic style narration.

The boys hatch a plan to rid the army of their primary fuel, the S'More Schnapps, but it fails as Cartman calls the Jägerminz company, who deliver to the entire army a truckload of alcohol.

Their next attack is Fort Sumter, where the Confederates actually take over with sheer numbers, first claiming the fort from the active tour group by themselves, then defeating the National Guard with help from Confederate reinforcements, which is made up of the entire population of South Carolina.

Finally the Confederate Army reaches Washington, D.C.; the army demands the South to be a separate country. To end this chaos, Stan and Kyle dress up as Jefferson Davis and Abraham Lincoln respectively, just in time to prevent President Clinton from signing an official declaration of secession. The children re-enact the surrendering of the Confederate Army, with the added condition that the South receive a year's supply of schnapps. The entire army breaks up and leaves upon surrender. Kyle and Stan are joyful and plan to have Cartman as their slave. They then rip Cartman's beard off and his scream is so loud that it can be heard all around the solar system.

Stan and Kyle are deciding what to make Cartman do, when President Clinton inadvertently nullifies the bet by pointing out that the abolition of slavery was one of the major developments of the Civil War, making slavery illegal and immoral. The boys are both angry at Cartman and Clinton and go home.

[earthcrusher]

How about the one where Cartman thinks he is Hitler.

[earthcrusher]

My favorite two are the one where Cartman convinces Butters that the world was hit by an asteroid and has Butters hidden in a bomb shelter so he could go to a taco place. And I also thought the one where Cartman had his hand dressed as Jlo was rolling on the floor hilariously funny!!!!

[brenn]

I have not seen those 2 they must be newer season episodes. I don't have cable so can only watch the older season. The JLO one does sound funny and I love anything with Butters.

[earthcrusher]

You can rent an entire season on DVD from blockbuster!

[Mortalas]

Can you rent voy too?