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Post by Thallassa on Sept 28, 2011 8:09:21 GMT -6
Twenty six percent of all the cars in the world are silver. Followed by black (24%), white (16%), grey (16%), and red (6%). The remaining 2% are all the other colors: blue, green, brown, yellow, purple and so on. Maybe that's why it's so hard to find your car in the parking lot.
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Post by Mr. Atoz on Sept 30, 2011 8:34:23 GMT -6
I think you may have something there!  How about this? Did you ever notice when you shout "DUCK!", the first thing people do is RAISE their heads! |
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Post by Thallassa on Oct 5, 2011 11:25:39 GMT -6
A friend will bail you out of jail. A BEST friend will be sitting there in the cell beside you, saying, "It was fun, though, wasn't it?"
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Post by Mr. Atoz on Oct 6, 2011 12:39:43 GMT -6
For some reason, I have a hard time picturing you in a jail cell...
If a tin whistle is made of tin, what do they make foghorns out of?
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Post by Thallassa on Oct 8, 2011 8:27:37 GMT -6
For some reason, I have a hard time picturing you in a jail cell... I'm from Florida. I used to get up to some pretty wild stuff during spring break when I was younger. Never actually got arrested for it though... |
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Post by Thallassa on Oct 8, 2011 8:28:01 GMT -6
Isn't it amazing how many more swear words a movie seems to have in it when you're watching it with your mother?
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Post by Mr. Atoz on Oct 10, 2011 7:40:31 GMT -6
I wonder if they have alphabet soup in China...
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Post by Thallassa on Nov 23, 2011 12:15:24 GMT -6
In Lebanon, a man is legally permitted to have sexual relations with an animal -- as long as it's a female animal. Having sex with a male animal would be punishable by death.
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Post by Niemz on Nov 23, 2011 18:23:20 GMT -6
Ewe...
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Post by Mr. Atoz on Feb 1, 2013 8:31:13 GMT -6
A woman will always have the last word in any argument. Anything the man says after that point is the start of a NEW argument.
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Post by Thallassa on Feb 1, 2013 11:39:24 GMT -6
Can we help it if we're always right? |
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Post by Mr. Atoz on Feb 8, 2013 8:25:56 GMT -6
You know you're getting old when you spend most of the evening watching the Weather Channel.
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Post by Thallassa on Feb 8, 2013 11:08:29 GMT -6
You know you're getting old when you have a daughter of your own and find out that your parents were nearly always right!
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Post by Niemz on Feb 9, 2013 19:48:34 GMT -6
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Post by Mr. Atoz on Feb 11, 2013 9:04:53 GMT -6
You're getting old when leftover pizza for breakfast just doesn't have the same appeal it used to.
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