Niemz
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Post by Niemz on Nov 26, 2009 10:14:17 GMT -6
The replicators are now programmed to provide tureky dinner with all the fixings. Happy Turkey Day!
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Mr. Atoz
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Post by Mr. Atoz on Nov 30, 2009 8:49:15 GMT -6
Thank you, sir. I will try some of your replicated bird meat!  How about Christmas decorations? What do you do -- just a tasteful wreath and evergreen, or do you do the whole Tim Taylor thing? |
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Niemz
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Post by Niemz on Dec 2, 2009 10:49:16 GMT -6
It's a big station...decorate at will. Just avoid the Borg ornaments this year.
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Post by andrewlee on Dec 4, 2009 13:52:00 GMT -6
It's a big station...decorate at will. Just avoid the Borg ornaments this year. This is a wise idea as the nanoprobes in the Borg decorations will try and assimilate anything and everyone!! I tried this once, but was Lucky I put a containment field around my already assimilated Christmas tree! The Borg nanoprobes did not even try to assimilate the fruitcake I got from aunt Martha!! They knew well enough to stay away from it!! lol ;D |
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Niemz
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Post by Niemz on Dec 5, 2009 0:03:37 GMT -6
We should stock some of that fruity cake as a precaution...
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Post by andrewlee on Dec 6, 2009 9:53:09 GMT -6
"Aye Sir! The Hull and all of the bulkheads are being coated with fruitcake. Star Fleet Security has determined that the Borg nanoprobes get bogged down in the fruitcake and are unable to assimilate it and as they do, cease to function becoming inert!" ;D
"Recommending we replace the anti matter in the torpedoes with fruit cake and fire a full spread!!" ;D ;D
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Decind
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Post by Decind on Dec 9, 2009 4:29:32 GMT -6
Fire at will
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Post by andrewlee on Dec 9, 2009 9:46:56 GMT -6
"Full spread of fruit cake torpedoes fired. Sensors indicate that the Borg are unable to repair damaged areas. This will teach them not to assimilate my Christmas tree and it proves that Aunt Martha's fruitcake is deadly weapon. the Klingon's will no doubt want to get their hands on the recipe!!" ;D
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Decind
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Post by Decind on Dec 10, 2009 10:38:12 GMT -6
Nice! LOL
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Post by andrewlee on Dec 10, 2009 10:45:17 GMT -6
"Admiral. The Borg cube is being consumed by the fruitcake and a Klingon cruiser is hailing us. They want the fruitcake recipe and are singing songs about aunt Martha!! shall I put it on screen?" ;D
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Niemz
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Post by Niemz on Dec 10, 2009 18:48:45 GMT -6
Send them a box of Tribbles!
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Post by andrewlee on Dec 11, 2009 10:40:11 GMT -6
Send them a box of Tribbles! ..."UH...Admiral...there is a problem as it turns out the tribbles ate most of our fruitcake reserves and have mutated... ..into something bazaar...I will have to get back to on this one because the fruitcake eating mutated tribbles are in a level 10 containment field under quarantine." |
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Niemz
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Post by Niemz on Dec 11, 2009 22:17:34 GMT -6
Uh oh...
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Post by andrewlee on Dec 12, 2009 9:21:49 GMT -6
I can replicate more fruitcake , but the tribbles will eat it to!! lol ;D
we got snow today...and it's still comming down!
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Decind
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Post by Decind on Dec 12, 2009 10:40:32 GMT -6
Not much snow here in MN yet...
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